What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water?

This showed up on Aidan's Swim School Website today!


EVO Swim School is pleased to announce that Aidan Jorgensen, age 3, has graduated from the Seal class level. He is now considered a proficient back yard swimmer with the ability to swim three widths of our pool (30 yards total) with a strong kick and great breath control, Aidan can also jump from the side, get a breath on his back, and return to the side of the pool as a habit of safety. He will be moving to the Sea Lion class to receive an introduction to the freestyle stroke with an emphasis placed on “big arms”. On behalf of Aidan’s instructor, Jennifer, and the entire EVO Swim School staff, we say…CONGRATULATIONS Aidan!

It only took him 15 months to master the seal class. I think he's like a sea lion now or something. At this rate he'll be mastering all four strokes by the time it's time for him to retire.