Will Work For Food

I'm having a really bad day. Let me tell you my very sad story....if you know me at all, you know I am very wordy when I tell a story so if you're already bored, stop now and go read Hadleyesque...she's wordy but she'd very entertaining. Let me preface this by saying that I lost my cell phone last Monday, this will come into play later in my story. So I go to the bank today to deposit Chad's payroll check so that I can pay bills out of our personal account. Well, I deposit the same amount of money in that account every dang month. So the girl disappears in the back of the bank somewhere for 5 minutes and comes back, gives me my receipt and says "this shows that your money will be available next Monday". Seriously, I've been a member of that credit union for over 9 years. I deposit the same amount of money every month, and they think they're going to hold on to my money for 5 days...I don't think so. So after I sorted that out with the cute "Afton" I told her I needed a new debit card because my debit card number was stolen last week and I've been getting shipments of Gevalia mail order coffee delivered to my house that I of course did not order. So I have to fill out an affidavit saying that there are 4 items on my statement that are fraudulent. Then I come home and figure out who makes automatic withdrawls on my debit card every month, then I have to change that number to my new number. Keep in mind I just had to do this same bull crap 2 months ago with one of my credit cards because someone stole that number too...(as well as two previous times in the past 5 years). So here I am, taking solace in my hamburger from In-n-Out, seriously, their sauce is to die for. Haley comes home from school and says she accidentally called my cell phone and it rang...well, every time I've called it to try to hunt it down it goes straight to voice mail because the battery is dead. So the fact that it is ringing is not good. So I go to the computer and pull up my account on T-Mobile (something that Chad has told me to do a bajillion times since I lost it last Monday but I'm an idiot and I think I have just misplaced it and it's somewhere in the house.) So there on the screen are dozens and dozens and dozens of phone calls made since I lost it. Any guesses as to where those calls were going to? Seriously, I live in Arizona, you don't need to think too hard...MEXICO!!!!!!!!! So I scramble to find the phone and call T-Mobile to have my phone shut off. They tell me I can file a police report but there's really nothing I can do and I'm responsible for all the charges. Well, they tell me that the charges to Mexico are $150+. So I've been calling all the phone numbers that are on my account that were here in Arizona and harassing all these Mexicans telling them they better give up their little friend and I want cash and my phone back. So far they are all playing dumb. Ok, ok, I'm getting to my point of this whole thing, I promise. I make the call of shame and call Chad at work and tell him that he was right and I should have checked my account last Monday. But I didn't and so now I'm responsible for $150+ in charges. Ok, here it comes!
He tells me that to pay for that I can't eat out for lunch for the next two weeks!!! Um, what..what the crap???? I have a lunch set up already for this Friday, what am I supposed to do about that? What am I supposed to do for lunch for the next two weeks? So I am taking donations, in the form of cash or free lunches. If you are here in Arizona, you can just take me and Aidan to lunch, if you are out of state you can just mail cash to my home address. That money will be used to either pay for lunch or to pay off Jose's phone bill.